Apparently day four is the day when my careful less indulgent eating meal plan falls apart and I beg my husband to pick me up a frozen pizza from Target.
Listen, it’s possible that I could have made it longer if this were a typical year. But we are right back in the thick of Pandemic Living (worst idea for a magazine ever – headlines include “The Best KN95 Masks NO ONE Knows About (Yet)!” and “7 Best Ways to Ensure You and Your Loved Ones Won’t Need to Be Seen in the Emergency Room” and “Is Eyebrow Bling the New Lipstick?”) and I am not drinking alcohol during the week (for now) and so I prescribed myself some medicinal pizza for dinner last night. And some randomosity for today.
- We continue to be very, very lucky. The family members who have had Covid have fully recovered. The rest of us have somehow avoided it so far. Everyone is vaxxed (with the possible exception of my vaccine eligible niece but I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW) and boosted. My part of the world is fairly pro-mask, so most people in the few public places I visit are masked. I have been able to get my hands on rapid test kits and masks. My daughter’s school continues to take Covid very seriously, and has a mask mandate for everyone and a vaccine mandate for the faculty and staff. We are so, so lucky.
- I know it’s just luck. I mean, as with a lot of “luck,” some of it is privilege. Where we live and where we send Carla to school being two stark examples. But it also seems so easy to fall into the belief that we haven’t contracted Covid because we are careful. I’m sure that’s helped, but I also know that LOTS of very careful people have been hit by Omicrom. We have either avoided it so far because we are super lucky, or it’s possible (I think) that we’ve had an asymptomatic case without knowing it.
- Despite being SO LUCKY, I have been filled with despair all week. Early Pandemic-level despair, which I have been fortunate to avoid for many months at a time over the past yearish. The news – which I have been trying, semi-successfully to avoid (except when my husband texts me a particularly upsetting news item THANKS HUSBAND) – is so full of doom and gloom that I feel like I can sense my blood pressure shoot up with every headline. And we have been remote all week, which is a nightmare for my particular brand of child and her particular brand of mother. Plus, there has been the possibility hanging over our heads of another week of virtual learning, which is giving me a stomachache. I mean, there are LOTS OF GOOD REASONS to have virtual learning! Lots and lots! And I am grateful that I am not the one who had to make the decision, that’s for damn sure. But there are also, obviously, MANY BENEFITS to having one’s children physically in school, learning from a human instead of a screen, doing actual math instead of a video game (seriously) and interacting with friends in person. (Not to mention the benefits of in-person learning for the many, many parents who do not have the ability to work from home, or the bandwidth to work while supervising a child during remote school.)
- We don’t know whether we will have virtual learning next week, too. I have been refreshing my email constantly. I don’t know what to hope for. That we continue to stay home and help drive down the number of Covid infections? Not that our school’s numbers were ever that high. That we return to in-person school for the sake of the children and the working parents and my own sanity? I think I will rejoice/weep at either outcome. Right now, I just want to KNOW so I can PREPARE MYSELF.
- Possibly due to an urge to soothe the pandemic angst, or possibly this is just my typical post-holiday M.O., I have ordered a few lovely things lately. I got this gorgeous sweater from Nordstrom with a gift card. It is SO SOFT. And it’s totally different from what I normally wear – which tends toward casual and butt-covering. I recently bought a pair of these high-waisted jeans and I think the sweater would look very cute with it. But also… I can’t tell if the sleeves are TOO balloon-y? They are MUCH more balloony in real life than they are on the model. Do they emphasize my arms in a stylish way, or a cartoonish one? Do I look like Popeye after pandemic stress and despair forced him to give up his weight-lifting habit? The jury is still out. We shall see. On the Stay-at-Home Clothes front, I purchased a zip up hoodie that I’m hoping will cover my buttular region. It looks like it will cover my buttular region, based on the photo. But I share nothing in common, body-shape-wise, with the person modeling the hoodie, and I suspect my region is vaster. The hoodie hasn’t arrived yet, but it has “amazing” right in the name, so I have high expectations.
- Retail therapy is fun even when the purchases aren’t for me. I also ordered this napping kittens calendar for Carla. We’d scrolled through many, many options and this was her favorite and she was obviously correct. I also got my husband another Magic Puzzle puzzle; I’d given him one called The Happy Isles for Christmas, and he loved it. I don’t even LIKE or DO puzzles and I loved it. My husband wouldn’t even let me help (my version of helping with a puzzle is finding one piece and then leaving), and I loved it. It is seriously so adorable, with a million fun things to look at, and even a list of things to find, like in a Where’s Waldo? book. Plus, there’s the “magic” aspect of the puzzle, which was really cool (but I can’t reveal that part because it is magic). If you are a puzzle lover or know one, this MUST be on your puzzle purchase list.
- Did I tell you about my new salt and pepper shakers? It’s not a new purchase, but looking for those links reminded me that I got them in early December. We had been using one of those Costco pepper grinders for all our peppering needs, but the Costco salt grinders have never worked well for us… so for the last Costco-sized-salt-container-amount-of-time, we’d been salting our food with a Costco-sized salt container. Ridiculous. My husband’s family aren’t a salt and pepper on the table family, but even so, when they were here so often this past fall, I kept feeling so awkward about not having a proper set of shakers for the table. And my family ARE big salt and pepper at the table people, so I was feeling really anxious about it in advance of their visit. My neuroses are many and varied. The result is that I finally persuaded my non-salt-or-pepperer husband that I NEEDED these and I love them. (He does not love them. He only ever uses salt, and the salt grinder grinds crystals of salt that are, to be fair, bigger than your average engagement ring diamond. But it does not seem that you can buy a matching set of pre-ground salt and grindable pepper shakers. And they always [right?] come in a set.)
- My computer is driving me crazy. the keyboard is not working correctly, and when i try to capitalize things, it either doesn’t work or it WORKS TOO MUCH. As when i am trying to emphasize VIa CApitalization, when the shift key gets over-enthusiastic and capitalizes two letters in a row. I have left the capitalization in this bullet as my computer wants it, for an example. It is Very ANnoying. YOu wouldnt believe how often i have to delete and retype. BLARGH.
- Speaking of calendars, which we were, a few bullet points ago: if you use a physical calendar, what kinds of things do you fill it with? I do NOT use a physical calendar, even though I love calendars. I have tried many times in the past, and somewhere around February I forget about it and then don’t look at it again until June, when I make a renewed effort to use it… and then forget about it completely until I see Swistle’s annual calendar post and start drooling over all the fun and beautiful options out there. If you think I could resolve this issue with a daily calendar rather than a monthly one, you would be incorrect because I forget about those too. If I didn’t know this about myself, I would own Benjamin Dreyer’s day-to-day grammar and style version. What was the point of this bullet? Oh, right.
- Speaking of calendars, again, still, I want to populate Carla’s calendar with important things, but I’m not sure what those THINGS should be. Obviously, I will add the birthdays of family members. And I think I can safely add the first day of spring break, the last day of school, maybe even the first day of school for next year if the school has posted that information already. But… what else? Do I add weekly things, like swimming lessons (which we are resuming this month yay/eek)? I WANT to add upcoming trips, of which we have two planned. I WANT to add summer camp (which we had to register for in early December do NOT get me started). But in Year Three of the Covid-19 Pandemic (I started to type “of the Current Pandemic” but that sounded much too bleak), I am wary. So wary. Do I put them on the calendar anyway, as a nod to hope and optimism?
- Ah, hope. I have an aerogarden in my dining room, and I have been growing a tomato plant for many months. It has been disappointing, to say the least. I think we have harvested maybe six tomatoes total. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Some of the leaves are yellow; I go in and trim, but branches keep dying. Even so, the plant keeps growing, and keeps putting out these little hopeful blossoms… and once in a while, a baby tomato emerges like a promise kept. I kneel on the floor every morning to inspect the plant, to remove dead leaves, to whisper words of encouragement to the blooms. Many of them spread their petals into a bright reassuring star, only to disappear during the night. It is so discouraging, and it all feels like a metaphor.
- My husband and I just finished all the Succession there is to watch. It is SUCH a good show, and i spend every episode marveling at how I can be invested in so many people I find abhorrent. We are looking for our next TV show to watch together. I think the two we are deciding between are The OA and Sex Education. I feel like we have watched EVERYTHING, but of course that isn’t true. If you have suggestions, new or old, I am waiting eagerly to hear them.
- My husband and I have started, but not completed, two satisfying projects. The first is, of course, the basement craft room makeover, which has been paused during the work week. The second, which we did on a whim, was to cull (most of) bookshelves. My husband and I are both avid readers and, perhaps more so, avid book buyers. We also both believe in owning books, which has its benefits and disadvantages. This means that we tend toward keeping every book we buy, when not every book is one we NEED to own. It makes me sad to get rid of books, but really: if I read a book and didn’t love it, and my husband isn’t going to read it, and it isn’t autographed, and it wasn’t a Special Gift from a dear friend or family member… then I think it would be better off going to the library, where they can sell it to someone who really wants to read it. I am very pleased by the stack of books we were able to cull (and the number of spaces we have opened up for NEW BOOKS). Now I just need the libraries to re-open so I can donate them and get them out of my office!
- Our library system, by the way, is pretty awesome. Even though the branches are currently closed to visitors, you can still order books and pick them up at the drive-up window. Plus, they often give away free rapid test kits. Carla and I went to the library to drop off a stack of books the other day and there was a police car parked at one end next to a sign that said “enter only.” I kept driving to the other end, which is where I usually turn into the library parking lot, but it was blocked by another police car and a sign that said “exit only.” I had to turn around to get back to the new entrance, and then followed a winding path through the parking lot, demarcated by construction cones. At the other end of the parking lot were two people standing next to big stacks of boxes. They seemed to be stopping each car that drove through the lot, so I rolled down my window to find out what was going on. One of the people asked how many members are in my family, and when I said “three,” he handed me three Covid test kits. I took them, because you don’t look a test kit horse in the mouth, and then I dropped off our library books in the drive-through lane. Then I texted everyone I knew that the library had a supply of test kits to give away. One friend replied that she would head to the library immediately, and then she noted that her new supply of Kn95 masks had arrived. I cheered and told her I was excited for the new masks I’d ordered to arrive… and immediately felt a sense of dissociation. THIS is what we text each other about now? THIS is cause for excitement? Free Covid tests and mask delivery? Eeeesh. Welcome to the new world, I guess.
- These are the masks I got for Carla, by the way. We got a small package, just to try. They are quite expensive, but I saw them listed on a bunch of “best masks for kids” articles and I have some friends who use them and like them. (I have a referral code that can get you $5 off, if you want to try them. It’s not much, but it covers shipping and a teensy bit extra.) They shipped very quickly, and should be here Monday. I hope they fit and that Carla likes them.
- On the way home from the library, I asked Carla what she thought she would remember about this time, when she is a grown up. She said she thinks her kids will probably think we mean party masks when we talk about masks. (I think she is thinking of the kind of masks that people wear to masquerades.) I laughed and agreed, and oh how I hope that’s true. I hope that masks (and rapid tests and virtual school) aren’t a necessary and regular part of life from this moment on. I hope that she can look back on these pandemic years with a veil of fog, because it was such a small, insignificant part of her childhood. I hope the next pandemic isn’t worse. I hope she grows up. I hope she has kids.
- Life is so up and down. It’s always like that, always will be. But the downs – right now – seem so much deeper. I don’t know what I thought, back in 2020. That the pandemic would be temporary? That we’d wear masks for a year, deal with Covid for a year, then be done with it forever? I feel like I always knew it would be a longer-term thing. But thinking something, knowing something, are different than believing them. And maybe I didn’t believe that this would be our way of life for many years, possibly forever. It’s a hard thing, to come around to the truth.
- We just got an email from Carla’s school. They are back in person as of Monday. Cue the relief. Cue the anxiety. I think I’ll go have some leftover medicinal pizza.
It’s all just so much. You know how I feel about this – trying to eat my own sorrows with some cookies and post-supper granola.
We had the first week of school canceled and next week is virtual. I got e-mails from the kids teachers today that were all chipper about Phys Ed daily logs and reading plans; they did everything short of send a 10-piece brass band and cheerleaders to my house to get us thrilled about this learning adventure…but their enthusiasm (though appreciated – GO AMAZING TEACHERS) is completely lost on me.
This sucks. It sucks for parents. It sucks for seniors. It sucks for health care workers. It sucks for kids. It sucks for teachers. It just sucks.
We make do and squeeze those lemons for every drop of lemonade…but this all feels bleak and terrible and I’m just admitting that and trying to inch through life despite the low-level anxiety and nausea that seems constant these days.
I keep telling myself to buck up – I’m so lucky, I have so much to be grateful for, I shouldn’t feel this hopeless. So it is a comfort and relief that you and others feel similarly.
I love the show Sex Education so much, and I would also recommend The Morning Show. I completely empathize with the added stress of Not Knowing how things will go even as soon as next week. Back in summer of 2020 we had the option to sign up for a whole year of virtual learning vs hybrid in-person when it became safe enough and I went full virtual because I couldn’t stand the rollercoaster of if/when. And believe you me, I did NOT enjoy virtual learning. My husband is the opposite in terms of texting me….he finds the most ridiculous non-scientifically optimistic articles and latches on to them which in turn makes me darkly grinch-y in the hopes of, I don’t know, squelching his good vibes? I’m a lot of fun to live with.
I would sign up for that service, if your husband offered it! 😉 But I also understand the grinchy response. Sometimes it’s more helpful to be joined in one’s despair rather than forcibly lifted out of it.
I waffle wildly these days, between thinking that the fact that EVERYONE has Covid right now (I am in NY) means we are almost at the end, and thinking we will never be at the end and life will be forever defined by pre-March 2020 and post March 2020. I told my husband that I just want to think that someday it will be normal again — and then I qualified, things can be different, work can be different, the pace can be slower, our priorities can shift; I just want to know that unfettered social interaction is somewhere in our future.
YES. I just want more… certainty. It can be a new world – we can adjust. I just need A Plan and an end to the dramatic ups and downs and even more dramatic discrepancies in philosophy.
So many goodies in this post! I’ll just comment about Succession though. I loved that show so much, all of the characters are such horrible people – I think that’s what made it so good. Saw Caulkin interviewed a couple of months ago. It was so funny when he talked about filming on a yacht in Italy; his wife was very pregnant & in a small New York apartment. She said to him “you are on a hit show- I think we can take the risk and buy a bigger place”.
Ha! I love that — good for her!
The other day we had this conversation:
Mr: do you want to hear a sad story?
Me: no
Mr: *tells sad story*
What even. I have officially stopped reading the news. I’m maxed OUT, BABY. I found this post to be just exactly what I needed today, I love your randomosity.
Succession! I agree. How am I so invested in such a horrible group of people? We aren’t finished yet but seriously.
School starts on Monday! I’m so relieved. We got word that we *could* go virtual if there are staff issues but so far, it’s in-person, thank god.
That sweater is adorable and I bet you look incredible in it! Not Popeye-lets-his-workout-slide at all.
I’ve often thought mascara is the new lipstick, we should totally pitch this to Pandemic Living.
Thanks for brightening my day! Enjoy your pizza!!
Yes for school all around!
As I was reading I kept adding another “thing to respond to” to my mental list, and then I got to the comments section and my mind was blank. Let’s see. I am going to buy that puzzle you mentioned for Paul’s birthday because I think he would love it. I loved “My neuroses are many and varied,” and I IDENTIFY. I too am filled with despair right now. I got joy from looking at your bookshelves.
I use my physical calendar mostly for everyone’s appointments, and for birthdays. Elizabeth has recently gotten a job, so she puts her schedule on there too so I don’t accidentally schedule something for when she has to work.
I also have a day-to-day calendar (this year I got a dog one), and it sits on my desktop between me and my computer monitor, and I use it for two things: (1) finding out the date / day of the week, which I need to do approximately 100 times per day; (2) jotting down things that apply when I am at my computer, such as when I get a reminder email from the library that my books are due in five days, and so I flip forward five days and write “renew library books.”
I love that you put “renew” on your list rather than “return.” Libraries seem to be overly optimistic when it comes to determining how long it takes a person to read a book. Let alone the 10+ books some people (ahem) tend to accumulate at each library visit.
I am All For medicinal pizza! Whatever we need to do to get through. It is so hard to really feel the gratitude for our luck, so easy to feel the despair, and I don’t have any answers for that but I’m there with you. All the uncertainty and the bad news everywhere, it’s just wearing me down.
But, I love bookshelf photos–we should all do more of those–and though culling the books is hard, it makes room for more books! I try to be rigorous about getting books from the library first, to see if I really need to own them (“need,” what a ridiculous word), but I do have a short list of authors I buy no matter what. Books are a pretty great indulgence. (So is chocolate, of course, and for me, yarn, but YMMV.)
Yes, there are some authors that I just automatically buy. Sometimes, books do feel like a “need.” Not quite sure where they fall on Maslow’s hierarchy, but it’s somewhere!
“My neuroses are many and varied,” – and THIS is why we are soul sisters!
That sweater is gorgeous!
My latest planner just arrived today. I have the same high hopes for this one as I did for the last (forgotten) one. Generally, I add in all the birthdays/holidays, etc. And then I add in the things that I need to do (put Preen down in the garden beds every 3-4 months; change toothbrush heads, etc.) And then, based on past behavior, I am diligent for about three months and then completely forget that I actually own a planner. I am my own worst enemy, clearly.
Planners are a joy unto themselves. Their use as such is pure gravy.
Sweater is beautiful! If you have wide shoulders (me) and the puff is at the shoulder it can look football player. If the puff is lower on the sleeve it works for everyone with no worries- don’t stress!
I WISH Texas was virtual for a few weeks- San Antonio has a district with 900 teachers out with Covid following Christmas… madness in person hasn’t been cancelled and no one is recommending masks…
My husband and I use a shared Google calendar system that includes holiday, birthdays, and our weekly schedules, so we don’t really have a paper calendar, BUT we do have the garbage pickup schedule up on the fridge and it defaults to being a calendar in the kitchen. I have a paper journal that I use to track my quarterly goals and sometimes I’ll just a quick weekly calendar in there, but that’s about all.
I’m sorry that you are so stressed about this never ending pandemic. I’m struggling with the idea that I may never feel comfortable leaving the immediate area around my house. In twenty years, am I still going to be uncomfortable going to restaurants and my nieces and nephews will whisper “the pandemic” the way my mom would whisper “the Depression” whenever my grandmother would rinse out plastic bags or save twist ties from bread bags? Strange times, strange times.
Would Carla be entertained if you looked up and wrote down things like Eat A Chocolate Chip Cookie Day and Donut Day? I buy my mother a calendar for Christmas every year and either pay the $1.50 to have custom dates and include all the family birthdays, anniversaries, etc., as well as the weird holidays I know she would like. Such as all holidays related to chocolate.
I love Sex Education! (Both the show and the actual thing.) I will say that Sex Ed is um, Very Explicit so not the thing to have on the tv when the pizza delivery guy rings the doorbell, for example. But I really love the show.
Other shows I have recently watched, in no particular order, Ted Lasso (Apple), Only Murders In The Building (Hulu), Modern Love (Amazon Prime), Unbelievable (Netflix). My husband has been watching What We Do In The Shadows and cackles a lot. It isn’t quite my favorite, but he really likes it. I have been working through E.R. (Hulu) and the West Wing (DVD, but I think also on HBO?) when I need to turn my brain off.
Much to my husband’s dismay, I tend to only keep books I expect to read again. Books take up a lot of space and I do love having them around, but we live in a smaller house (1200 sq ft is not tiny, but once you add 10 bookcases, it shrinks a good bit!) so I keep culling my books. And I keep telling him to establish a similar rule in order to get me to not question the monthly book budget.
I think the part of the general state of things that is causing me issues is the uncertainty. I hate not knowing. I hate having EVERYTHING up in the air. And I also feel that we are 2+ years into this nonsense, so maybe we ought to have an actual plan? The fact that my job is sending me to Texas of all places on Monday Does Not Help. Sigh.
But reading posts like these makes me feel better, as I am not alone.
My marriage has a similar Only Shadows division. I like it okay, once in a while. The special food days is genius and I am 100% going to do that!
Pandemic Living! Your article ideas made me giggle.
As someone who also hasn’t gotten Covid, it’s such a weird emotion. It all really comes down to luck because people who are being MUCH MORE CAREFUL than me have gotten it. One of my friends got it TWICE in 2021! It’s just nuts.
I really want to watch Succession, but I just can’t add a fifth streaming service to my life, haha. I need someone to consolidate all of the streaming services into one, please and thank you.
Check to see if you have any Little Free Libraries around you to donate your books to! While our libraries are running as normal (well, “normal”), they still aren’t accepting book donations so that might be a good option in the interim.
Oooh yes!!! We have a couple of LFLs nearby – I will totally do this!
North’s school should be remote, based on a pretty recently announced metric, but last week the district went from just a handful of schools meeting that threshold to 60% literally overnight and they abandoned the metric. I don’t even know what to wish for, as remote school is just awful for North, but omicron is really surging here and I wonder if a short closure could prevent a longer one later. Then again I also fear a repeat of the two-week closure that turned into over a year last time around. So, not knowing what to hope for, I’ve given up hope.
Your book collection is impressive. I am the get books from the library type. The pizza looks amazing and I see why you call this medicinal. I laughed at Carla’s thought about the type of masks her kids will one day think of when she describes the pandemic. I think that sweater is super cute and I hope the hoodie is as amazing as anticipated.
I respond to this wearing 2 masks. Anywhere from 1 to 3 people have covid in my house right now. I am trying to steer clear so that I can attend my friend Joe’s funeral at the end of the week. The school makes kids stay out of school for 10 days despite the fact that the CDC has changed it to 5 days, without symptoms obviously. Reg is missing so much basketball. It is just rotten. I’m going to miss a ton of income from having to close my daycare. It’s frustrating, but I just keep hoping things will go back to normal soon.
I loved reading your update and you’re a very funny writer.. having said that I can’t even begin to comment on everything I want to comment on, you covered so much.
But let me say: I hear you on the pandemic fatigue (big time), I don’t think there should ever be a Pandemic Living magazine and I think I know need proof (in form of a photo) to give you my honest opinion of whether you can pull off the balloony sleeved sweater with the highwaisted jeans.
*now
We have both thoroughly enjoyed “Designated Survivor” and are now totally bingeing “Madam Secretary”…..love how they depict her family life interspersed with her very important job.